Saturday, March 8, 2025

A Couple of My Newest Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't litter? Illiterate.

Did you hear about the poor skunk? He hasn't got a scent.

My recommendation for a low-calorie food: Swiss cheese holes. Guaranteed to have no more than zero calories. And--I'm willing to sell you some real cheap.

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