Sunday, August 16, 2020

Some (I Hope) Funny Stuff--pretty miscellaneous

 What is a hill billy? A male mountain goat (think about it).

 

I can't run a marathon,

I can't run a mile,

But I can run a bath

And I can run a stop sign (but I really don't ever).

 

A friend of mine is someone who always has to be up on the newest and latest. Instead of catching COVID-19 he caught COVID-20. 


I would not want to send Donald Trump to a lighthouse, let alone the White House.