I Was Wondering. . .

Do water polo players ride on sea horses?

Do players on the Chicago Cubs (baseball team) grow up to be Chicago Bears (football team)?

Do the podiatrists hold a big annual dance called the Foot Ball?

If there is a New Brunswick, New Jersey, is there also a New Jersey, New Brunswick?

If there is Chicken of the Sea tuna, is there Tuna of the Land chicken?

Okay, these are just musings of mine. Here is another "funny" (at least I hope it's funny) that I have come up with:

It was during the Spanish Inquisition. The Inquisitor has some poor heretic stretched out on the rack and is inflicting sadistic and merciless pain upon him. Naturally, the poor fellow cries out loudly in pain. The Inquisitor says, "My poor fellow, don't you know that they say that pain is all in your head? In other words, 'The pain in Spain lies mainly in the brain.'"

Okay, now here are some--not fancies of mine, as above, but real, actual facts and oddities:

In Chicago, recently a stretch of a road known as Congress Parkway was renamed to honor an African-American woman named Ida B. Wells. However, the Chicago City Council, in its infinite wisdom, was not particularly  bothered by the fact that we already had a Wells Street. In fact, the Wells Street which has existed for quite some time actually intersects the new Wells Street (or Road or Parkway, whichever it is). So you could say to someone, "Meet me at the corner of Wells and Wells"!

Similarly, you could say, "Meet me at the corner of Wacker and Wacker." This is possible because Wacker Drive in Chicago makes a right-angle bend, going from running east-west to running north-south. In fact, Chicago's Wacker Drive supposedly is the only street in the world with street numbers running north, south, east, and west.

Also--a slightly different phenomenon--you would not want to say to someone, "Meet me at the corner of Broadway and Sheridan Road," because--would you believe?--Broadway and Sheridan Road in Chicago intersect three times! How is this possible? Well, Broadway runs on a diagonal, and Sheridan runs in sort of a step-wise fashion, running north-south, then turning east-west, and running north-south again. I think there are several such steps, so Broadway actually cuts across Sheridan three times.

Getting back to Wacker Drive and its peculiarities: Wacker is a decked-over street or road--one of several in Chicago near the lake (Lake Michigan) and the river (Chicago River). That is, it runs at ground level, but there is an upper level that runs above it. (The two are known as Lower Wacker Drive and Upper Wacker Drive, fairly logically. There is also--maybe confusingly--Upper South Water Street, Lower South Water Street, Upper North Water Street, and Lower North Water Street. So, as you can see, it's important to not just say "Water Street" but to remember to add two qualifying adjectives. Some of these are relatively new and I find it confusing sometimes to know the ins and outs--or ons and offs.)

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