Sunday, August 16, 2020

Some (I Hope) Funny Stuff--pretty miscellaneous

 What is a hill billy? A male mountain goat (think about it).

I can't run a marathon, I can't run a mile, but I can run a bath. And I can run a stop sign (but I really don't ever).

A friend of mine is someone who always has to be up on the newest and latest. Instead of catching COVID-19 he caught COVID-20.

I would not want to send Donald Trump to a lighthouse, let alone the White House.

To eat low-calorie food I recommend Swiss cheese holes. I promise you, they are very low-calorie. In fact they are the keystone of my new diet, which I call hole-istic.

One hears about so many dishes or recipes "made from scratch." I have tried multiple times to find "scratch" in the store, but they never have it.

 

 

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