UPS announced that they are laying off 1800 employees. The laid-off employees are getting a severance package, but they have to deliver it themselves.
Al-Quaeda recruiting poster seen recently: "Wanted, radical young men, not too well hung. Must have room in their underwear for explosives."
You know how, when there's been an airplane crash, the investigators search for the cockpit voice recorder? They want to hear what the pilot was saying before the crash. Well, I can tell you what the pilot says in 97% of crashes: "Ooohhh, SHIIIITTTTT!!!"
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