Thursday, November 11, 2010

Is It True, or Just a Joke?

Unless you've been living in a cave or on top of the Himalayas, you know that "erectile dysfunction" has become a household word. This is because of the development--and incessant promotion--of drugs to treat this condition.

No word on what effect that has had on the birth rate.

Anyway, I ordered one of those drugs, Cialis, over the Internet. What I got was a huge poster of a naked woman. It said "This is Alice." The idea was, you see Alice, you get an erection.

That was just a joke, folks.

On another subject: I'm turning into some kind of monster, hybrid bird. I've got crow's feet and turkey neck.

That one may be funny, but it's not a joke.

My car isn't a V-8 or V-6. It's a VD. That's "very decrepit."

Copyright (c) 2010 by Richard Stein

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