Monday, June 27, 2011

A Little Humor (I hope)

I went down to the canal with my bagel because I heard there was lox there.

I hear that McDonald's is opening another chain of restaurants. These new places are intended to compete with Hooter's, and they're going to be called McBoobs.

I was in a Greek-owned food store today and I saw that they had baby goat in the meat counter. I said, You've got to be kidding.

My grandmother always used to say that her biscuits were made from scratch. So I went to the store and I looked for scratch, but they didn't have any.

Copyright (c) 2011 by Richard Stein

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